A yuppie opened the door of his BMW, when suddenly a car came along and
hit the door, ripping it off completely. When the police arrived at the scene,
the
yuppie was complaining bitterly about the damage to his precious BMW.
"Officer, look what they've done to my Beeeeemer!" he whined.
"You yuppies are so materialistic, you make me sick!!" retorted the officer.
"You're so worried about your stupid BMW, that you didn't even notice
that your left arm was ripped off!!!"
"Oh my gaaawd...," replied the yuppie, finally noticing the bloody left
shoulder where his arm once was, "Where's my Rolex?!"
P.S I still have a few phones left. 20 or so you can see them at.
(From the DML home page, click on "Dakota Pictures") or here is the
URL to the graphics page:
http://www.cs.fredonia.edu/~stei0302/WWW/DAKOTA/PICS/graphics.html
or
http://www.cs.fredonia.edu/~stei0302/WWW/DAKOTA/PICS/dakphonelf.jpg
http://www.cs.fredonia.edu/~stei0302/WWW/DAKOTA/PICS/dakphonelr.jpg
http://www.cs.fredonia.edu/~stei0302/WWW/DAKOTA/PICS/dakphonels.jpg
http://www.cs.fredonia.edu/~stei0302/WWW/DAKOTA/PICS/dakphonerr.jpg
http://www.cs.fredonia.edu/~stei0302/WWW/DAKOTA/PICS/dakphoneopen.jpg
or even my own page at.
http://members.aol.com/hemipower/Dakota.html
Thanks all and happy daking...
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