Jack and all,
Just tell her it means more horsepower! My wifes gonna help me put them on!
Just gloating,
Bruce
At 02:17 PM 7/16/98 -0400, you wrote:
>At 10:01 AM 7/16/1998 -0500, you wrote:
>> You guys are really startin' to piss me off! Here I am trying to save
>> some "bones" for a trip out west and you have to go and make an
>> incredible deal that I don't think I can resist... Man she's gonna be
>> furious if she finds out!! I can see it now... Sorry honey, we can't
>> eat at that nice restaurant tonight because, ummmm, because,
>> ummmm.....
>
>1) .....the dog ate it .
>
>2)......hey kids , look at the pretty brown air ! (like you're trying to
>change the subject)
>
>3)......68 people died last week in this three state area at various
>resteraunts . Authorities say that the best thing to do to be safe is to
>eat penut butter and jelly sandwiches for the next 3 weeks.
>
>4)......I want to make love (make sure you say "make love",it makes women
>feel squishy or some crap) to you all nite long in the great outdoors , and
>this time with my eyes open ! (this also gives you a reason to stay in a
>tent , thereby saving even more money for more important things , like
>....like the Dak)
>
>5) ......I ate before we left the house . (unfortunately , she will
>probably realize that that was three days prior to the night she wants to
>eat out)
>
>6).......(say nothing , slouch over the wheel while driving , roll to a
>stop and pretend to have a heart attack.This not only gets you out of
>having to pay for dinner , but you also get to stay in the local hospital
>overnight and they feed you too!)
>
>
>Just thought I would have a little fun !
>
>
>
>Jack Hilton
>
>Black '98 R/T Club Cab
>
>http://www.mindspring.com/~hemi/jbd1.html
>
>
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