Hey all,
First of all, the protagonist...
'97 Dak SLT CC, 239ci v6, 5spd, 3.55 LSD. *no mods*
That's right, stock... not for long if I can help it :-).
The "spankees" (this was a Hat Trick for the weekend, btw):
- '97 Honda Prelude
- '97 Mazda 626 (near as I could tell, rice is not in my diet)
- '96 Ford Ranger POS
1) '97 Honda Prelude
Pinhead in Prelude decides he's gonna pass me on the right
going uphill on Spicewood Springs here in Austin TX. That's
a negatory, rice boy... 2cd/3rd gear and a heavy foot leaves
him eating my tire shavings all the way up. He was pissed.
Oh well, it's a tough world. Cope >:-).
2) '97 Mazda 626
Our setting is the lovely 183 and 360 intersection again
here in Austin. Mazda mouthbreather wants to cut me off
(_again_ on the right) in order to gain that precious one car
length to get onto 183 North. Crap like this annoys me. My hand
moves to 2cd gear, my foot goes through the floorboard,
Yabba Dabba Doo goodbye Mazda have a nice day.
3) '96 Ford Ranger "Julio Special"
Our setting: a stoplight on scenic Duval Rd. (coming in
from IBM), Austin TX again (hey, I don't get out of town
much). Bouncing baby buggy Frod Ranger with "chip my
paint please" tire/rim mods and pimply-ass butt ugly
paint job. I'm driving minding my own business, for
some reason Frod bonehead thinks I have offended him
somehow, starts using sign language on me at the light.
I raise four fingers when opposite light turns yellow
and start counting down. He's game, we go...
I'm gone. Three lengths later he's cut off when the
road goes two to one, get's to follow me in Grampa
mode all the way to Chuy's :-). Here's a nickel, kid,
get yourself a real truck.
Share the fun, I say... two rice cakes and Frod legs for
dinner. Chuy's for dessert :-).
Have fun,
--
John Bell johnb@pswtech.com http://www.pswtech.com
"Things should be made as simple as possible, but not any simpler."
- Albert Einstein
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