Re: dak spank

From: John Bell (johnb@pswtech.com)
Date: Fri Aug 07 1998 - 14:21:13 EDT


Jim, Donna, Erin, and Brian wrote:
>
> So you guys have those little foreign cars that have decals all over them,
> too? There's a bunch of Accords in town like that. They all drive around
> like their cars are the fastest in the world. They just don't expect it
> when a 93 CC 5.2 pulls up to them and decimates their little cars. Funny
> thing is, with all the cars that are like that, never have I seen one at
> the local track. I know someone who hangs w/ these guys and swears they
> run like 12-13's. That's funny 'cause I run 16.07(maybe high 15's now
> 'cause I have done a few more mods). Where did I pick up 4 seconds in the
> quarter?

Man, pullin' 4 seconds out of their buttcheeks like that
must hurt _a lot_. It's a wonder those guys can walk :-).
I guess it doesn't matter... if they can get that much
BS to come out of their mouths, they don't need the other
end for anything :-P.

I spank these chowderheads in my "doggy" V6 CC all the
time. Drives them crazy 8-). If they knew anything about
cars or how to drive, they could probably beat me, but
they're idiots, so they can't muahahahahaaa... the last
one that tried missed a gear and started spitting
black smoke. Not good, but oh well.

I used to have fun like this in an Omni GLH Turbo. I had
Corvettes running for cover with that little beast. Had
to give it up when I became "respectable" (for some
small value of). I've never owned a Roadrunner, but I
hear the design philosophy was similar:

Cheap/Fast/Good, pick two.

Have fun,

-- 
     John Bell    johnb@pswtech.com   http://www.psw.com
    "You're not foolin' anyone, y'know..." - Monty Python



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