I'll make it a point to check simple grammar and spelling from now on. :-)
So, quite the animal lover up there, huh? So does your Dakota have enough
power to haul the polar bears around, or do they stay home? So do y'all call
the trunk and hood the boot and the bonnet like they do in England? (I
remembered to capitalize this time) And you think that fish and chips doesn't
involve Ruffles, don't you?
Well, at least when we make Canada a state, those Texan's will shut up about
being big. With Canada in first, and Alaska in second, Texas will be nothing.
:-)
Maybe if I had been in Canada when I dented my hood, it would have been so cold
that the hood would have shattered. Hmmmm..cool.
Later,
Robert
Rob Agnew wrote:
> >Date: Fri, 18 Sep 1998 16:25:36 -0500
> >From: Robert Trottmann <rotrottmann@davidson.edu>
> >Subject: Re: DML: A little late night Dak trivia...
>
> >Thank you for putting the "I'm not pissed" sentence, I was getting worried
> toward
> >the end of the last paragraph. Don't worry, I like Canada, having the
> largest
> >unprotected boarder in the world is pretty cool, and I know you all are
> normal,
> >'cause you drive Dakotas.
> >Do you have a pet polar bear?
> >Later,
> >Robert
>
> Robert:
>
> I'm really surprised that you would ask that question. Of course most
> Canadians keep Polar Bears in the small igloo along with the sled dogs and
> the Dakota. They're a wee bit difficult to train, but during the 24 hour
> winter nights, we have nothing else to do but make kids and train animals
> by the light of whale oil lamps.
>
> I also keep a flock of Bald Eagles which I export to the US...big bucks.
> My neighbour (spelled correctly) raises wolves which he sells to your parks
> service.
>
> What is the name of that unprotected boarder? Where does he/she live? Have
> to get the mounties in their red coats to sing their way over and offer
> some protection.
>
> By the way, I was born in Canada and Clan Agnew is Scottish.
>
> Laugh Robert .... I'm only funnin' ya!
>
> Rob Agnew
> ragnew@islandnet.com
>
> Victoria, B.C.
> Canada
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