In a message dated 25-11-98 7:53:20 AM Central Standard Time, Renee61560
writes:
>
> > >A fellow bought a new R/T and was out on an interstate for a nice
> > >evening drive. The top was down, the breeze was blowing through his
hair
> > >and he decided to open her up. As the needle jumped up to 80mph he
> > >suddenly saw a flashing red and blue light behind him.
> > >
> > >"There ain't no way they can catch this R/T," he thought to himself
> > >and opened her up further. The needle hit 90, 100, 110, and finally
120
> > >with the lights still behind him. "What the heck am I doing?" he
> > >thought, and pulled over.
> > >
> > >The cop came up to him, took his license without a word and examined it
> > >and the car. "I've had a tough shift and this is my last pull over. I
> > >don't feel like more paperwork so if you can give me an excuse for your
> > >driving that I have never heard before you can go!"
> > >
> > >"Last week my wife ran off with a cop," the man said, "and I was afraid
> > >you were trying to give her back!"
> > >
> > >"Off you go," said the officer.
>
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In a message dated 23-11-98 4:34:49 PM Central Standard Time,
speedink@flash.net writes:
> >A fellow bought a new R/T and was out on an interstate for a nice
> >evening drive. The top was down, the breeze was blowing through his hair
> >and he decided to open her up. As the needle jumped up to 80mph he
> >suddenly saw a flashing red and blue light behind him.
> >
> >"There ain't no way they can catch this R/T," he thought to himself
> >and opened her up further. The needle hit 90, 100, 110, and finally 120
> >with the lights still behind him. "What the heck am I doing?" he
> >thought, and pulled over.
> >
> >The cop came up to him, took his license without a word and examined it
> >and the car. "I've had a tough shift and this is my last pull over. I
> >don't feel like more paperwork so if you can give me an excuse for your
> >driving that I have never heard before you can go!"
> >
> >"Last week my wife ran off with a cop," the man said, "and I was afraid
> >you were trying to give her back!"
> >
> >"Off you go," said the officer.
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