Ya forgot
AMC = All Mistakes Combined
FORD = Figure Out Reality Dude
FORD = F---in Oakies really Diggem
:)
> -----Original Message-----
> From: owner-dakota-truck@buffnet4.buffnet.net
> [mailto:owner-dakota-truck@buffnet4.buffnet.net]On Behalf Of Mok, Alan
> (SPB)
> Sent: Tuesday, January 26, 1999 3:58 PM
> To: DML
> Subject: DML: All makes disgraced! (NON-DAK)
>
>
> The most complete list:
>
>
> What Car Names Really Mean
> ACURA -Another Crummy, Useless, Rotten Automobile
> AMC -All Makes Combined
> AMC -A Major Cost
> AMC -A Mutated Car
> AMC -A Morons Car
> AMC -Another Major Catastrophe
> AUDI -Accelerates Under Demonic Influence
> AUDI -All Unsafe Designs Implemented
> AUDI -Another Ugly Duetsche Invention
> AUDI -Always Undermining Deutsche Intelligence AUDI -Automobile Unsafe
> Designs, Inc.
> BMW -Babbling Mechanical Wench
> BMW -Beastly Monstrous Wonder
> BMW -Beautiful Masterpieces on Wheels
> BMW -Beautiful Mechanical Wonder
> BMW -Barely Moving Wreck
> BMW -Big Money Waste
> BMW -Big Money. Why?
> BMW -Big Money Works
> BMW -Born Moderately Wealthy
> BMW -Breaks Most Wrenches
> BMW -Bring Many Wrenches
> BMW -Brings Me Women
> BMW -Brings More Women
> BMW -Broken Money Waster
> BMW -Broke My Wallet
> BMW -Broken Monstrous Wonder
> BMW -Brutal Money Waster
> BMW -Bumbling Mechanical Wretch
> BMW -Blasphemous Motorized Wreck
> BUICK -Big Ugly Import Car Killer
> BUICK -Big Ugly Imitation Chrome King
> BUICK -Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer
> BUICK -Big Ugly Indestructible Compact Killer
> BUICK -Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer
> CADILLAC -Crazy And Demented Idiots Like Large American Cars
> CADILLAC -Cars Are Driven In Long Lines And Crashed
> CHEVROLET -Car Has Extensive Valve Rattle, Or Loud Engine Ticks
> CHEVROLET -Cracked Heads, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time
> CHEVROLET -Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips
> CHEVROLET -Car Has Extensive Valve Rattle On Long Extended Trips
> CHEVROLET -Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time
> CHEVROLET -Cheap Heaps Erratically Vibrate Running On Level Even Terrain
> CHEVROLET -Constantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering
> Techniques
> CHEVROLET -Cracked Heads, Every Valve's Rotten, Oil Leaks Every Time
> CHEVY -Cheapest Heap Ever Visioned Yet
> CHEVY -Can Hear Every Valve Yell
> DODGE -Damn Old Dirty Gas Eater
> DODGE -Dead Old Dog Going East
> DODGE -Dead On Day Guarantee Expires
> DODGE -Dead On Delivery, Go Easy
> DODGE -Dead On Delivery, Guarantee Expired
> DODGE -Dead Or Dying Garbage Emitter
> DODGE -Drips Oil Drops Grease Everywhere
> DODGE -Driven Only During Grey Evenings
> EDSEL -Every Day Something Else Leaks
> FIAT -Failed In A Tunnel
> FIAT -Fails In Attempted Turns
> FIAT -Failure In Automotive Technology
> FIAT -Feeble Italian Attempt at Transportation
> FIAT -Fits In A Thimble
> FIAT -Fix It Again Tony
> FIAT -Flats In All Tires
> FIAT -Found In A Trench
> FORD -Fabricated Of Refried Dung
> FORD -Fails On Rainy Days
> FORD -Famous Odor Resistant Dog
> FORD -Falling Off: Rusty Door
> FORD -Fast Only Rolling Downhill
> FORD -Fantastically Orgasmic Realistic Dream FORD -Fastest On Road, Dip!
> FORD -Fatally Obese Redneck Driver
> FORD -Fault Of R&D
> FORD -Final Organ of Reproductive Discipline
> FORD -Finally Obsolete Racing Device
> FORD -Fireball On Rear Denting
> FORD -First On Recall Day
> FORD -First On Race Day
> FORD -First On Road to Dump
> FORD -First On Rust and Deterioration
> FORD -First Order of Reproductive Discipline
> FORD -Fix Or Recycle Dilemma
> FORD -Fixed Or Repaired Daily
> FORD -Flip Over Read Directions
> FORD -Flipping Over Results in Death
> FORD -Flipped Over Roadside Disaster
> FORD -Flintstone Or Rubble Driven
> FORD -Follow Our Ruddy Dogsled
> FORD -Fond Of Resonating Decibels
> FORD -Foot On Road Decelerates
> FORD -Fords Only Run Downhill
> FORD -Forced On Reluctant Drivers
> FORD -Formed Of Rejected DNA
> FORD -Forwarded Once; Return Denied
> FORD -Forward Only; Reverse Defective
> FORD -Forgot Our Recommended Defaults
> FORD -Forlorn, Old, Ratridden Dustbin
> FORD -For Old, Rotten Deadbeat
> FORD -Fork Over Repair Dough
> FORD -Found On Red Dumpster
> FORD -Found On Redneck's Driveway
> FORD -Found On Roadside Dead
> FORD -Found On Rubbish Dump
> FORD -Found Outside Refuse Dump
> FORD -Found Outside Rotting Dump
> FORD -Found On Russian Dump
> FORD -Fouled Out Re-done Dodge
> FORD -Fraternal Order of Restored DeSotos
> FORD -Frequent Overhaul, Rapid Deterioration
> FORD -Frequently On Ritalin, Designers
> FORD -Free Or Reduced Drastically
> FORD -Frequent Opinion: Really Disappointed
> FORD -Fumes and Odors Readily Detectable
> FORD -Funny Old Rattling Dump
> FORD -Funky Old Rebuilt Dodge
> FORD -(spelled backwards)Driver Returns On Foot
> GEO -Good Engineering Overlooked
> G. M. -General Maintenance
> G. M. -Goshdarn Mess
> G. M. -Generally Misunderstood
> G. M. -Garbage Motors
> G. M. -Generally Miserable
> G. M. -Grossley Misconceived
> G. M. -Gluteus Maximus
> GMC -Garage Man's Companion
> GMC -Generally Mediocre Cars
> GMC -Generic Made Chevy
> GMC -German Milk Cow
> GMC -Get More Chicks
> GMC -Gets Mechanics Crazy
> GMC -Gods Mechanical Curse
> GMC -Gotta Mechanic coming
> GMC -Got More Crap
> GMC -Great Mountain Climber
> GMC -Great Motor Car
> HONDA -Had One, Never Do-that Again
> HONDA -Hang On, Not Done Accelerating
> HONDA -Has Often Nice Dealer Accessories
> HYUNDAI -How Your Usual Nerd Drives An Import
> HYUNDAI -Hope You Understand Nothing's Drivable And Inexpensive
> IROC -I Race Other Cars
> IROC -I Run Over Critters
> IROC -I Run Off Cliffs
> IROC -I Reek Of Cologne
> IROC -Italian Resting On Console
> IROC -Ignorant Retard Out Cruising
> JEEP -Just Eats Every Part
> JEEP -Junk Engineering Executed Poorly
> KIA -Killed In Action
> KIA -Kills In Accidents
> LTD -Long Term Debt
> LTD -Lousy Transportation, Dammit!
> LTD -Little Tin Dream
> LTD -Last Try from Detroit
> LTD -Long, Thin Dumpster
> LTD -Long Time Driving
> MAZDA -Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along MAZDA -My! Another
> Zany Detroit
> Assassin!
> MERCEDES -Most Eccentric Rich Capitalists Enjoy Driving Expensive Sedans
> M.G. -Money Guzzler
> MITSUBISHI -Mostly In The Shop Undergoing Big Investments, Sometimes
> Halfway
> Incomplete
> MOPAR -Many Odd Parts Arranged Randomly
> MOPAR -Miscellaneous Oddball Parts Assembled Ridiculously
> MOPAR -Most Often Passed At Races
> MOPAR -Mostly Old Parts And Rust
> MOPAR -Mostly Old Paint And Rust
> MOPAR -Move Over People Are Racing
> MOPAR -Move Over Plymouth Approaching Rapidly
> MOPAR -My Old Pig Ain't Running
> MOPAR -My Only Problems Are Repairs
> MUSTANG -Men Usually Stand Together And Never Go
> NISSAN -Nine Idiots Standing, Saying Absolutely Nothing
> NISSAN -Needless Innovations, Silly, Stupid, Automotive Nonsense
> OLDS MOBILE -Oh, Look, Dammit! Some Massive Oil Burning Idiot's Leaking
> Everything.
> OLDSMOBILE -Old Ladies Driving Slowly Make Others Behind
> Infuriatingly Late
> Every day.
> OLDSMOBILE -Old Loose Dented Sheet Metal Out-dated By Infamies Like Edsel.
> OLDSMOBILE -Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular
> Leftover Equipment
> OLDSMOBILE -Old Ladies Drive Slow - Mostly Over Bridges Into Lake Erie
> PINTO -Put In Nickel To Operate
> PINTO -Paid Inspector Nicely To Overlook
> PLYMOUTH -Please Let Your Mother Out (from) Under The Hood!
> PLYMOUTH -Police Laugh, Young Men Ogle, All Underestimating This Heap
> PONTIAC -People On Narcotics Think It's A Chevy
> PONTIAC -Poor Old Nitwit Thinks It's A Cadillac
> PONTIAC -Puts Out Noxious Toxins In All Cities
> PORSCHE -Piece Of Rubbish, Saps Continually High Expense
> PORSCHE -Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything
> PROBE -Plainly Runs Only By Exception
> SAAB -Send Another Automobile Back
> SAAB -Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown.
> SAAB -Swedish Automobiles Are Beastly
> SAAB -Sad Attempt At Beauty
> SAAB -Sorry Auto, Always Broken
> SAAB -Swedish Automobile-Always Broken
> SATURN -Sounds Absolutely Terrible, Unbelievable Rattling Noises SUBARU
> -Screwed Up Beyond All Repair Usually SUBARU -Sorry Unreal Bonsai
> Attempt at
> a Russian U-boat TOYOTA -Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto TOYOTA
> -Torturous On Your Old Tired Ass TRIUMPH -This Really Is Unreliable Man,
> Please Help! TRIUMPH -Tried Repairing It Until My Parts Hurt!
> TRIUMPH -The Risk In Useless Machinery Pays Heavily
> VOLVO -Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object
> VW -Virtually Worthless
> VOLKSWAGEN -Very Obsolete, Losers Knowingly Suffer With All German
> Engineered Nonsense
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