I might have heard about this guy! My neighbor, Mistress Elsa, told me about
this guy that used to PAY to get spanked. Think it's the same guy?
Dr. Pat
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>From: Mike Crumley <mcrumley@airmail.net>
>To: dakota-truck@buffnet.net
>Subject: Re: DML: Anyone heard of Mongo Exhaust tips
>Date: Thu, Feb 4, 1999, 7:07 PM
>
> At 09:09 PM 2/3/99 , you wrote:
>
>>Those look like the ones that those jap cars use to sound like
>>mosquitos.
>
> I was in town yesterday stopped at a light when I heard (over the stereo)
> what sounded like one of those remote control gas powered model airplanes
> on crack. Very loud. VERY irritating. Pulls up next to me at the light and
> it's a s*it brown colored Subaru or Isuzu (don't remember which) pickup
> with yellow stripes all over it and wheel/tire combinations that made it
> look like a go cart. The punk...er, I mean guy sat there revving his
> "motor"...radio pumping out bass that could be heard over his exhaust and
> my own radio. I swear, if there hadn't been witnesses, I would have gotten
> out and yanked him out of that "truck" and smacked him a good one just to
> see if I could slap some sense into his head. Cross traffic light turns
> yellow and he revs his engine up to what sounded like about 20,000 rpm. Now
> it sounds like a leaf blower that Timothy Leary would have invented. Our
> light turns green and he dumps his clutch. I swear, he didn't even chirp a
> tire, the revs just dropped down to about 20rpm and he slowly starts moving
> forward. I'm laughing so hard I can barely see to drive. I take off like I
> normally do (no use for any extra wear and tear on the Dak over *this*) and
> I immediately go flying past this clown. Two blocks later I'm stopped at
> another light and he finally catches up. He wants to go again. I guess he
> thought it was some kind of a race. Hell, I'm just driving normally. He's
> the only one racing. I finally turn off into a parking lot and this guys at
> another light giving the same treatment to a Mustang GT. I sure would like
> to have some of what he'd been smoking.
>
> Mike Crumley 97 V6 Auto
> mail to: mcrumley@airmail.net
>
> Life's a bitch, and life's got lots of sisters.
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