Re: RE: Re: Attn: Jon / JATO /Drag racing 747's

From: Mark Kuzia (flyboy01@worldnet.att.net)
Date: Sun Feb 07 1999 - 11:31:05 EST


I know, but it was funny anyway!

mark

-----Original Message-----
From: Jason Bleazard <jbleazard@home.com>
To: dakota-truck@buffnet.net <dakota-truck@buffnet.net>
Date: Sunday, February 07, 1999 10:07 AM
Subject: DML: RE: Re: Attn: Jon / JATO /Drag racing 747's

>Yes, this is highly amusing. I do hate to burst your bubble, but that
never
>really happened. Call the Arizona Highway Patrol if you're not sure.
>
>Better yet, check out http://www.officialdarwinawards.com/uls/impala.html
>
>That said, if you were to put a JATO on a vehicle, you would probably bring
>the myth to life. In other words, don't try this yourself.
>
>> -----Original Message-----
>> From: owner-dakota-truck@buffnet4.buffnet.net
>> [mailto:owner-dakota-truck@buffnet4.buffnet.net]On Behalf Of Mark Kuzia
>> Sent: February 6, 1999 11:59 PM
>> To: dakota-truck@buffnet.net
>> Subject: DML: Re: Attn: Jon / JATO /Drag racing 747's
>>
>>
>> Before you do that Jon, read this, it would be a shame to waste a Dakota
>> like that.
>>
>> Here’s the deal: the Arizona Highway Patrol came upon this pile of
>> smoldering metal embedded in the side of a cliff running above a strip of
>> highway at the apex of a curve. The wreckage resembled the site of an
>> airplane crash, but it was actually the remains of a car. The type of
car,
>> however, was unidentifiable at the scene. The crackerjack police
>> crime lab,
>> after much pondering and computing of highly improbable and annoyingly
>> complex physics formulas finally figured out what it was and the
>> details of
>> what happened.
>
><rest of story clipped to save space>
>
>



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