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euwwww bleach, but funny
Norah
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> -----Original Message-----
> From: owner-dakota-truck@buffnet4.buffnet.net
> [mailto:owner-dakota-truck@buffnet4.buffnet.net]On Behalf Of
> Dak99RT@aol.com
> Sent: Thursday, March 04, 1999 3:39 PM
> To: dakota-truck@buffnet.net
> Subject: Re: DML: Laugh Break
>
>
> OH NO I AM AFFECTED TOO BY THE DISSAPEARING POST BUG!!!! I'll try again:
> Charles
>
> Copied from a newsgroup:
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> I had an upsetting experience recently.
>
> A buzzard threw up on me.
>
> I was driving on a back road, in my pickup truck. My ex-wife, who I've
> begun dating again, was on the passenger side. A buzzard was eating a
> dead raccoon in the middle of the road. He was blocking the road, and I
> stopped. I honked the horn several times, but he would not move. I got
> out of my truck and yelled at the buzzard to shoo him away (stupid
> mistake). He took off and flew about 10 feet over me, and then he blew
> roadkill all over me. I started puking violently, everything came up,
> breakfast and lunch. When I was done, I ripped my shirt off and left it
> on the road. It was an expensive shirt, but I left it there.
>
> I can't remember the last time I was so sick. The garbage that was in
> that buzzard was horrible. Just thinking about it now, I can feel the
> bile rising in my throat, and I feel like puking.
>
> The moral of the story? If you are driving, and obstructed by a
> buzzard, DON'T get out and try to shoo him away, he's liable to toss the
> contents of his stomach on you. If he insists on being suicidal, then
> just let him be roadkill himself. Another moral, if you are on a date,
> DON'T approach a buzzard, because he's liable to ruin your whole day.
>
> My problem is that I'm too nice of a guy, and don't want to hurt any
> kind of creature. My niceness got me vomited on.
>
> Ralph Jones
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