The shoulder becomes a lane if you are driving a Porsche
If you paid more than $60,000 for your car, you automatically have the
right of way, regardless of the situation This is especially applicable in
parking lots
While driving on the freeway and talking on your cell phone, alternate
between 45 and 100 MPH. This is especially effective if
driving in the fast lane
For parking purposes, all SUV’s are compact cars. Honest
If you hear sirens, DO NOT pull over. Slow down exactly where you are and
start looking for carnage
Never use your turn signal, unless of course you are on the freeway with no
intention of merging
Take full advantage of your right to u-turn. Laugh aloud at people from
other states who turn around in driveways
Mike Crumley 97 V6 Auto
mail to: mcrumley@airmail.net
Kids today have so many advantages I never had.
There's no telling what I could've accomplished
with a home computer and a handgun.
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