Translations of used car ad terms:
MUST SELL . . . before it blows up
RUNS FINE . . . I was going to say "runs excellent" but I had a last-minute
conscience attack.
NEEDS SOME BODY WORK . . . was blindsided by a Winnebago.
LOOKS LIKE NEW . . . just don't try to drive it anywhere.
LOADED WITH OPTIONS . . . each one more troublesome than the next.
ALL ORIGINAL . . . I never had anything fixed, adjusted, or replaced.
PROJECT CAR . . . doesn't run
LOTS OF POTENTIAL . . . doesn't run
NEEDS MINOR REPAIR . . . doesn't run.
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