Try hooking her up with Bill Clinton... I think he's looking for a new
intern.... ;-)
Greg
95 DSCC v6 5spd
> I know you will find this hard to believe, but last month a UFO landed
> in my back yard. Although I was scared, I approached the saucer shaped
> craft as the hatch was opening. Marilyn Monroe stepped out with a frying
> pan in her hand and some raw catfish. Said she heard I had a new DAK and
> wanted to go for a ride. I asked her if she had something to trade for
> the ride. She offered to cook the catfish for me in exchange. After I
> ate her horrible catfish, Marilyn tried to depart. Her saucer wouldn't
> start. So I hooked my R/T up to it and towed it to the local Dodge
> dealer. The dealer said it needed parts and she would have to wait a
> couple of weeks. So I took her home with me. Well she 's been here now
> too long. I'm sick of catfish and she is starting to mess with my truck.
> Will one of you come get her so I can find a real woman - one that can
> really cook, watches wrestling, and takes care of her own vehicle.
> mamba '99 CC R/T
>
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