HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OK Ryan, you talked me into it.
GS -
> Surgeon Generals Report: Re: Intake Porting.
>
> Recent studies have shown that those who remove their intake and
> attempt a Hi-Po port job are at greater risk of heart disease
> than those who suffer from a sub-par intake flow. This is due to
> the mental strain related to achieving extremely low 1/4 mile
> times. Those individuals are also exposed to a much greater risk
> of a speed related injury.... extremus sprainius forearmius. This
> is due to an increase in the frequency of both speed and power
> shifting. This does not apply to those with "slushies". It has
> also been proven that lung cancer is prominent among those who
> have completed this mod. This can be attributed to an increase in
> gaseous rubber inhalation. The thick clouds of white smoke that
> often surround these hapless victims are extremely volatile. Do
> not attempt this mod under any circumstances. It is not only
> dangerous, but unhealthy. If you feel compelled to try this;
> please, seek professional help. Pick up the phone and call
> 1-800-Slo-Down or 1-800-Get-Ford. These help lines should solve
> all your need-for-speed related problems.
>
> Stay Safe, Stay Slo.
>
> Ryan K
> '99 R/T RC
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