"You know, you really are an asshole" <g>
Why don't you shut up and sing the song, pal.
I'm an asshole (he's an asshole, such an asshole)
I'm an asshole (he's a real f**king asshole)
A SS HO LE everybody A SS HO LE!!
David Gloff
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On Thu, 29 Jul 1999, The Man From Utopia wrote:
> > About 7 years ago, when the whole R-12 "issue" came about, there was an
> > article that described the MAIN reason for the banning of R-12.
> >
> > Not because of the Ozone depletion, but rather to prevent some of those
> > drug junkies from making Cocaine and/or Crack Cocaine. (R-12 is
> > used as a
> > coolant in the process.) How they do it...well, I'm no drug lord
> > or junkie
> > so I really don't care.
> >
> > The environmentalists are the ones that have been giving most of the
> > companies a hard time. So I just have a few things to say about them:
> >
> > (1) I wear Leather...Boots, Jackets, and Love it on my recliner
> > (2) Beef...The ONLY real meat!
> > (3) Don't club baby seals with wooden bats (Use aluminum...it's
> > cheaper and
> > more effective)
> > (4) Don't throw your cans into a lake...fill'em up with water so they'll
> > sink to the bottom
> > (5) Don't like my smoking...Don't breathe
> >
> > Later Y'all
> >
> > (Ducking like hell now) ;)
>
> Gonna piss off the environazi's you gotta do it right...
>
> In the words of Denis Leary.....
>
>
> You know what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna get myself a 1967 Cadillac El Dorado
> convertible, hot pink with whaleskin hub caps and all leather cow interior
> and big brown baby seal eyes for headlights, yeah! And I'm gonna drive
> around in that baby at 115mph getting one mile per gallon, sucking down
> quarter pounder cheese burgers from McDonald's in the old-fashioned
> non-biodegradable styrofoam containers and when I'm done sucking down those
> grease ball burgers, I'm gonna wipe my mouth with the American flag and then
> I'm gonna toss the styrofoam container right out the side and there ain't a
> God damned thing anybody can do about it. YOu know why? Because we got the
> bombs, that's why.
>
> Two words. Nuclear fucking weapons, okay?! Russia, Germany, Romania - they
> can have all the Democracy they want. They can have a big democracy
> cake-walk right through the middle of Tiananmen square and it won't make a
> lick of difference because we've got the bombs, okay?! John Wayne's not
> dead - he's frozen. And as soon as we find the cure for cancer we're gonna
> thaw out the duke and he's gonna be pretty pissed off. You know why? Have
> you ever taken a cold shower? Well multiple that by 15-million times, that's
> how pissed off the Duke's gonna be. I'm gonna get the Duke and John
> Cassavetes...
> and Lee Marvin
> and Sam Pekinpah
> And a case of Whiskey and drive down to Texas...
>
>
> Greg
> 95 DSCC v6 5spd
> Rahway NJ
>
>
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