I want mine now.....I want mine now!!!! hehe
I here the DML sticke can add at least 200hp to a V6....more if ya get the
larger decal
> -----Original Message-----
> From: owner-dakota-truck@buffnet4.buffnet.net
> [mailto:owner-dakota-truck@buffnet4.buffnet.net]On Behalf Of Greig, Doug
> Sent: Friday, September 17, 1999 12:42 PM
> To: 'dakota-truck@buffnet.net'
> Subject: DML: RE: RE: Why the DML sticker adds HP...
>
>
> Yes, HOW do you obtain the oracle of blessed power?
>
> -----Original Message-----
> From: Densteadt, James [SMTP:james.densteadt@eds.com]
> Sent: Friday, September 17, 1999 12:07
> To: dakota-truck@buffnet.net
> Subject: DML: RE: Why the DML sticker adds HP...
>
> Very funny and....man do you have a lot of time on your
> hands!:-)
>
> -----Original Message-----
> From: Shaun.Hendricks@bergenbrunswig.com
> [mailto:Shaun.Hendricks@bergenbrunswig.com]
> Sent: Friday, September 17, 1999 11:39 AM
> To: dakota-truck@buffnet.net
> Subject: DML: Why the DML sticker adds HP...
>
>
> At first I was skeptical of all the claims of the HP doubling
> capabilities
> of the DML sticker, but when mine came in the mail, I was
> facinated by it's
> 'draw' power. Attracted like a magnet, I immediately put the
> circular one
> on
> my Dakota. Suddenly the entire truck came alive. I thought,
> "What is this
> crazy power it possesses?" and four cop cars instantly pulled up
> and warned
> that my neighbors had complained about a 'mad rabid lion'
> running loose in
> the
> tract, or so they thought the sound was. I apologized and shut
> the engine
> off.
> Now I had to find the scientific explaination for the sudden
> surge of
> power
> in the 5.2L engine. I began by taking my uninstalled DML
> sticker and
> placing
> it on the test bench. After full testing with the scope, flow
> meters and
> neutron particle bombardment, I found nothing significant. I
> removed the
> back
> glass of my shell, disconnecting the installed DML sticker from
> the truck
> and
> nearly killed myself from the jolt of energy as the connection
> circuit was
> broken (next time I'll ask Jon to install a power switch so it's
> not quite
> so
> dangerous). The glass glowed with a silvery blue light, but I
> was
> interested
> in testing the truck in it's original state. Nope, nothing
> special about
> the
> engine after that, it was still a 5.2L Magnum V8: ho-hum. The
> neighborhood
> kids began amusing themselves by toasting marshmellows over the
> removed
> glass
> and making s'mores. It was obvious that the sticker was the
> key.
> After many arduous hours of hooking up the test gear to the
> glass and the
> truck, I put on my haz-mat suit and grabbed the glass with my 10
> foot
> suction
> tipped 'grip' pole. The computers were processing away, reading
> every bit
> of
> data. I had high-speed cameras shooting mirrors lined up on the
> truck, in
> case of any large explosions (to protect the cameras of course).
> It came
> time
> to reconnect the glass. The motor idled quietly, and the
> tension rose. The
> glass made contact with the mountings and suddenly, all the
> instruments went
> crazy. The engine revved with power! It was amazing! The data
> flowed like
> Niagra falls, the computers couldn't keep up, even my direct
> link with
> SCANDIA
> National Labs went down from the flow. Time to analyze what
> data we had.
> Many hundreds of man-hours later we have come to the
> conclusion that the
> DML sticker is a dimensional doorway (much like the Bermuda
> Triangle, and
> pyramid shapes) to the dimension of "Horsepower". Once opened,
> this doorway
> can't be closed except by damaging the sticker in some fashion.
> The effects
> of the sticker are wide ranging though, and include...
>
> Global Warming
> Ozone Depletion
> Oxygen Depletion
> Petroluem Depletion
> Financial Depletion
> Hair Loss
> Dogs & Cats living together, and hence
> Armageddon...
>
> Because of this, there are several bills before Congress to
> make
> distribution of the DML stickers illegal, or at least have a 5
> day waiting
> period and require a federal test you must pass before you can
> be eligible
> to
> use it. They are also trying for force all licenses to become
> "Concealed
> Permits" only as open display of the DML sticker causes envy and
> rage
> reactions from lesser equipped vehicles.
> So get your sticker quick, it should be the first mod of any
> Dakster who
> is
> serious about the love of their Dakota. Display it proudly,
> before it's all
> illegal...
>
> Shaun H.
>
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