Was Stickers ad horsepower, now Guido and Nunzio..

From: Preacher (preacher@carolina.rr.com)
Date: Sat Sep 18 1999 - 07:07:59 EDT


Jon... buddy...oh wise benefactor.... What's the status on the latest
batch?? I have seen several people post about their white stickers (the same
color I ordered) but I haven't seen mine yet.... I'm a patient guy but my
cousins Guido and Nunzio ain't so patient..... Capiche? ;-)

Preacher

----- Original Message -----
From: Hoegen <hoegen@kersur.net>
To: <dakota-truck@buffnet.net>
Sent: Friday, September 17, 1999 6:01 PM
Subject: DML: RE: RE: RE: Why the DML sticker adds HP...

> I want mine now.....I want mine now!!!! hehe
> I here the DML sticke can add at least 200hp to a V6....more if ya get the
> larger decal
>
> > -----Original Message-----
> > From: owner-dakota-truck@buffnet4.buffnet.net
> > [mailto:owner-dakota-truck@buffnet4.buffnet.net]On Behalf Of Greig, Doug
> > Sent: Friday, September 17, 1999 12:42 PM
> > To: 'dakota-truck@buffnet.net'
> > Subject: DML: RE: RE: Why the DML sticker adds HP...
> >
> >
> > Yes, HOW do you obtain the oracle of blessed power?
> >
> > -----Original Message-----
> > From: Densteadt, James [SMTP:james.densteadt@eds.com]
> > Sent: Friday, September 17, 1999 12:07
> > To: dakota-truck@buffnet.net
> > Subject: DML: RE: Why the DML sticker adds HP...
> >
> > Very funny and....man do you have a lot of time on your
> > hands!:-)
> >
> > -----Original Message-----
> > From: Shaun.Hendricks@bergenbrunswig.com
> > [mailto:Shaun.Hendricks@bergenbrunswig.com]
> > Sent: Friday, September 17, 1999 11:39 AM
> > To: dakota-truck@buffnet.net
> > Subject: DML: Why the DML sticker adds HP...
> >
> >
> > At first I was skeptical of all the claims of the HP doubling
> > capabilities
> > of the DML sticker, but when mine came in the mail, I was
> > facinated by it's
> > 'draw' power. Attracted like a magnet, I immediately put the
> > circular one
> > on
> > my Dakota. Suddenly the entire truck came alive. I thought,
> > "What is this
> > crazy power it possesses?" and four cop cars instantly pulled up
> > and warned
> > that my neighbors had complained about a 'mad rabid lion'
> > running loose in
> > the
> > tract, or so they thought the sound was. I apologized and shut
> > the engine
> > off.
> > Now I had to find the scientific explaination for the sudden
> > surge of
> > power
> > in the 5.2L engine. I began by taking my uninstalled DML
> > sticker and
> > placing
> > it on the test bench. After full testing with the scope, flow
> > meters and
> > neutron particle bombardment, I found nothing significant. I
> > removed the
> > back
> > glass of my shell, disconnecting the installed DML sticker from
> > the truck
> > and
> > nearly killed myself from the jolt of energy as the connection
> > circuit was
> > broken (next time I'll ask Jon to install a power switch so it's
> > not quite
> > so
> > dangerous). The glass glowed with a silvery blue light, but I
> > was
> > interested
> > in testing the truck in it's original state. Nope, nothing
> > special about
> > the
> > engine after that, it was still a 5.2L Magnum V8: ho-hum. The
> > neighborhood
> > kids began amusing themselves by toasting marshmellows over the
> > removed
> > glass
> > and making s'mores. It was obvious that the sticker was the
> > key.
> > After many arduous hours of hooking up the test gear to the
> > glass and the
> > truck, I put on my haz-mat suit and grabbed the glass with my 10
> > foot
> > suction
> > tipped 'grip' pole. The computers were processing away, reading
> > every bit
> > of
> > data. I had high-speed cameras shooting mirrors lined up on the
> > truck, in
> > case of any large explosions (to protect the cameras of course).
> > It came
> > time
> > to reconnect the glass. The motor idled quietly, and the
> > tension rose. The
> > glass made contact with the mountings and suddenly, all the
> > instruments went
> > crazy. The engine revved with power! It was amazing! The data
> > flowed like
> > Niagra falls, the computers couldn't keep up, even my direct
> > link with
> > SCANDIA
> > National Labs went down from the flow. Time to analyze what
> > data we had.
> > Many hundreds of man-hours later we have come to the
> > conclusion that the
> > DML sticker is a dimensional doorway (much like the Bermuda
> > Triangle, and
> > pyramid shapes) to the dimension of "Horsepower". Once opened,
> > this doorway
> > can't be closed except by damaging the sticker in some fashion.
> > The effects
> > of the sticker are wide ranging though, and include...
> >
> > Global Warming
> > Ozone Depletion
> > Oxygen Depletion
> > Petroluem Depletion
> > Financial Depletion
> > Hair Loss
> > Dogs & Cats living together, and hence
> > Armageddon...
> >
> > Because of this, there are several bills before Congress to
> > make
> > distribution of the DML stickers illegal, or at least have a 5
> > day waiting
> > period and require a federal test you must pass before you can
> > be eligible
> > to
> > use it. They are also trying for force all licenses to become
> > "Concealed
> > Permits" only as open display of the DML sticker causes envy and
> > rage
> > reactions from lesser equipped vehicles.
> > So get your sticker quick, it should be the first mod of any
> > Dakster who
> > is
> > serious about the love of their Dakota. Display it proudly,
> > before it's all
> > illegal...
> >
> > Shaun H.
> >
>



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