DML Shirt, Performance gain and other stuff

From: Aaron Braun (zanphier@bellsouth.net)
Date: Mon Oct 25 1999 - 13:06:05 EDT


Ahh the performance gains..I knew that would be coming up..well here is what
I think will happen. Upon application of the shirt and climbing into your
dakota with its fresh DML sticker (combo deal here ;). Everything will just
feel more comfortable, all the radio controls will be just within reach and
since they feel the glow of DML Power they will not affect engine
performance. I.E. Full Blast Radio and Air no reduction in work for engine.
Also not only will your Dak like the DML Glow you are uttering, all those
little imperfections won't show in the lights when you glance back to it
after exiting. This new found unifaction will also probably result in an
another small increase in horsepower, better starts off the line, and no
excess tire spinning. Just a chirp and boom you are gone ;)

Catch phrases I have received and am considering:
  Smoke em if you got em!
  Drive it like you stole it!
  My Dak can run over your honor student!
  If you can read this, I'm winning! (on back)
  Chief Little Ram
  It used to be the Heartbeat...But the Rules have Changed!
  If At First You Don't Succeed... Race a Ford!
  Heart Attacks... God's Revenge For Driving a Chev!

Some phrase ideas I have:
   Racing til it hurts...
   So how does it feel to be standing still in traffic?
   This is one little brother who even makes big brother jealous!

Thats about it for now. As it stands I still need to go talk to the shirt
company, but I am going to go with the short-sleeved shirt, white, with the
DML circle sticker (with the web addy) on the front left portion of the
chest and have "Member" in the Dakota script (if it looks good) under that
circle. On the back will be the catch phrase. Also if there is enough
planned turn out for expo's and events I can see if we can do long sleeve
shirts with the logo and catch phrase with DML Member down the left sleeve
and the event down the right sleeve (I.E. Houston XX/XX-XX/XX) for those
that attend, maybe spice up the catch phrases per event and hell I will get
some extra's printed (if this goes over well) to sell that won't have Member
on it.

I will include shipping in with the costs of the shirts (will get back on
the rough estimate) and can only accept cash, check, or money order. All the
shirts will be XL since that is a safe universal size, I will check on the
info for getting L (for our smaller framed) and XXL (For the boys who were
given too much raw steak at birth).

Thats the status of the shirts at the moment. I want to make a final
decision on the catch phrases (with the agreement of the list) by Halloween.
So everyone send in your feedback of which phrases you like, and somebody
just may get a free shirt ;).

Aaron Braun
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