RE: Funniest/Stupidest thing i saw in the snow

From: Norah Bleazard (nbleazard@home.com)
Date: Sat Jan 22 2000 - 11:35:15 EST


BWAHAHAHAHAH! Absolutely no offense taken. I've seen this kind of
aggressive stupidity by both genders on my own street. Speaking from a
woman's view... I truly find it disgusting that society has brainwashed a
majority of women into concentrating so much on makeup, fashion, weight, and
landing the "perfect man" to look after them and leaving the brain out of
the picture. They kind've forget that it's almost like a Christmas present.
The outer wrapping may look attractive and well put together, but if all
that's inside is shredded newspaper -- it's a big disappointment or a good
laugh. Depends on what you had your hopes on. How long does a person hang
on to "shredded newspaper"? My personal opinion only and does not reflect
on anyone else. Right or wrong... just my opinion.

Well, enough of that sociological/psychological analysis from me. DAK
CONTENT: THERE'S SNOW -- TIME FOR 4 LOW!! Y-E-S!!!

Norah
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-----Original Message-----
From: owner-dakota-truck@buffnet.net
[mailto:owner-dakota-truck@buffnet.net]On Behalf Of Frank Johnson
Sent: Friday, January 21, 2000 8:30 PM
To: dakota-truck@buffnet.net
Subject: DML: Funniest/Stupidest thing i saw in the snow

I was pulling up to my house and there's about 5 people trying to push this
Ford Probe off of a curb that it looked like it had slid into. (Wednesday
overnight we got about 4", and not many plow trucks in come around the side
streets.)
So i pull up and don't really feel like doing too much work so i yell and
say i can use the Dak to push them out. They just kinda waved me off. So i
get out and as i'm walkin to my house they finally push the car off the curb
with the fronts spinning, and the car still isn't really moving as fast as i
would expect.
And now i notice that neither of the rear tires are turning.
I yell "do you still have your parking brake on?"
The window is open and i start to hear laughter and "o my God!"
I say to the only guy there, "well, maybe that had just a little bit to do
with the problem, ya think?"
He just looked down and shook his head.

No offense to the ladies on the list, these were pretty young looking, and
obviously not too bright. Firstly getting their car stuck in a snow bank on
a curb, then not releasing the parking brake.

That was my little chuckle yesterday,

Frank WJ
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