Re: Was Near perfect woman, NOW Perfect Woman Test

From: Alex Ross (ajross50@mindspring.com)
Date: Tue Mar 21 2000 - 21:53:22 EST


Here are a few more:
6) Likes beer
7) Has all her teeth.

Alex
----- Original Message -----
From: Preacher <preacher@carolina.rr.com>
To: <dakota-truck@buffnet.net>
Sent: Tuesday, March 21, 2000 9:37 PM
Subject: DML: Was Near perfect woman, NOW Perfect Woman Test

> Guess it's time for a "Perfect Woman Checklist"
>
> 1) Likes trucks (Extra points if she likes FAST trucks)
> 2) Likes guns (Extra points if she has her own guns, 1 point per weapon)
> 3) Likes dogs (Extra points if she actually allows the dog on the
> couch/chair/bed)
> 4) Can dial the pizza delivery place from memory OR
> A) Can cook OR
> B) Doesn't laugh or get ill when YOU cook
> 5) Can .... um... Will.... er... (insert favorite dirty thought here)
>
> Did I miss anything?
>
> Scoring:
> 1) 10 points + 5 points if she likes fast trucks +50 points is she
actually
> suggests mods
> 2) 10 points + 5 points per gun
> 3) 10 points + 2 per dog +2 per piece of furniture
> 4) 5 points A) 10 points B) 2 points
> 5) 25 points + 5 points per room/position/act/costume/prop/scenario
>
> My mate scored a 234 :-) WOOOHOOO ! ! ! ! (Woulda been 236 but she cringes
> when I cook !)
>
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> ----- Original Message -----
> From: <fdedip@whale-mail.com>
> To: <dakota-truck@buffnet.net>
> Sent: Tuesday, March 21, 2000 9:06 PM
> Subject: Re: DML: near perfect woman?!?!?!
>
>
> > damn, I saw the topic and thought you must be talking about me.
> > ;)
> > Flip
> >
> > http://www.care2.com - Homebase for people who care about the
Environment!
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