David,
Spanking somebody because your truck is faster is great. Causing someone to
get into an accident that causes bodily injury and/or property damage is
sick. I feel you have no more remorse than the person doing the key jobs,
perhaps worse, or maybe like the person doing 100 mph down city streets
running red lights.....absolutely no regard for life. And on top of that
you brag about it on Christmas day. I'm sorry, David, I've tolerated a lot
of things, but I just think you could have thought a little before acting.
You knew the consequences and yet you provoke it. There is NO excuse!
Ron
00 PB SLT QC 4X2 5.9 46RE 3.92 LSD
For modifications see my DML Profile (URL follows)
http://www.twistedbits.net/WWWProfile/dakota/Kw9pV1EkFeOYY
-----Original Message-----
From: owner-dakota-truck@buffnet.net
[mailto:owner-dakota-truck@buffnet.net]On Behalf Of David Digney
Sent: Monday, December 25, 2000 4:03 PM
To: dakota-truck@buffnet.net
Subject: DML: Re: Dodge vs Ford,or I spanked a Lightning! Bahahahaha!!!
Ok,its Christmas Day here in Madison,Wis.Temps in the single digits.
I'm at a stoplight,and what pulls up next to me on the right side is a
yellow Ford SVT-Lightning.The truck has Illinois plates,and i know how
slippery it is up at the next light,about a 1/4 mile away.I get his
attention,he rolls down the window,and i remark,"hey dood,u wanna give it a
go?..lets see how fast your sh*tbox can move.
The driver(a young punk)sees my "Magnum V6" badging and says,"sure thing
putz",and i say,"ok,whoever makes it to the next stoplight,fully
stopped,wins"..The Illinois twit starts revving his engine really loud.The
light turns green,& we both launch off the line.I throttle up to 35mph,and
back it off,quick like.Seems i forgot to tell the
Illinois punk about the big patch of slippery ice before the light.
Bahahahaha!..The doofus hits his brakes,does 2 doughnuts,bounces off the
right side of a bus,clips a sand barrel,and winds up on a big mound of
snow...
I pull up alongside him,and say in my best texas drawl,"Hey boy,why don't
you get yourself a real truck,a Dodge Dakota.Ohh,by the way,
U Just Got Spanked!!!
Bahahahahahahahahaahahaahahhhahahahahahaah
Yessir,Bernd would be proud of me ;)
David Digney
List Moderator: "DodgeDakotaQuadCab@egroups.com"
00'QC,SLT+,3.9,42RE,3.55,
K&N Home-Brew,Dynomax Super Turbo,Mobil 1 10w30
"DODGE DAKOTA QUAD CAB RULES"
(Super 6'er Magnum Power)
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