I figured we referred to them as women because if we'd spend as much time
with guys as we do our truck's people might start talking.
Here are some examples of how talk might get started if we guys call are
trucks him.
1) I had "him" bored out.
2) I was ajusting "his" lifters.....
3) I love to spend every saturday morning washing "him" and waxing "him".
4) I'm getting "him" blown.
5) I've just gave "him" a lube job.
----- Original Message -----
From: "WOT or waiting at a Red" <dakatack@home.com>
To: <dakota-truck@buffnet.net>
Sent: Thursday, March 01, 2001 1:08 AM
Subject: DML: Re: Truck Gender
> I found I can bang on her pretty hard and she keeps on purring.
> P-}
>
> ----- Original Message -----
> From: <ABeerCan@aol.com>
> To: <dakota-truck@buffnet.net>
> Sent: Wednesday, February 28, 2001 4:58 PM
> Subject: DML: Truck Gender
>
>
> > Ever notice how we refer to our autos as "she"? I personally call mine
> that
> > cause she can be like a woman:
> > 1) Tempermental about one week out of the month.
> > 2) Can leak fluid for five days and not die.
> > 3) If you don't press the right buttons, it will never get turned on.
> > 4) You can throw lots of money at it and watch it disappear faster than
> you
> > can throw the money.
> > 5) As soon as you get the auto, might as well get a credit card in its
> name.
> >
> > <looking of shoulder making sure wife isn't looking> What other reasons
> can
> > y'all come up with?
> >
> > Will
> > p.s. I don't mean to offend any ladies on the list, just having some
fun.
> > d;o)
> >
> > "You better hope there is intelligent life out there somewhere,
> > Cause I think we got cheated down here on Earth!"
>
>
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