Sorry, I meant to post this to off topic.
"Miles Harris" <spikes_duall@hotmail.com> wrote in article
<01c0e3d1$eab3dd20$e8f34a3f@miles>...
> Beer Warnings
>
> Due to increasing products liability litigation, American beer Brewers
have
> accepted the FDA's suggestion that the following warning labels be placed
> immediately on all beer containers:
>
> WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell
> happened to your bra.
>
> WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are
whispering
> when you are not.
>
> WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a
> retard.
>
> WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends
over
> and over again that you love them.
>
> WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing.
>
> WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that
ex-lovers
> are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning.
>
> WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically
> converse with other members of the opposite sex without spitting.
>
> WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you have mystical
> Kung Fu powers, resulting in you getting your ass kicked.
>
> WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over in the
> morning and see something really scary.
>
> WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable
> rug burns on the forehead.
>
> WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are
> tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.
>
> WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe you are
> invisible.
>
> WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are
> laughing WITH you.
>
> WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause a disturbance in the
> time-space continuum, whereby gaps of time may seem to literally
disappear.
>
>
> WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.
>
>
> --
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