ROFLMAO!!!!! That was hilarious...just what I needed to cheer me up!
Im sure you'll take that little punk someday!
Bill Boggs
ICQ# 96440831
thumper72@lvcm.com
http://www.lvcm.com/thumper/white_lightning.html
"White Lightning"
2001 CC 2WD Sport+ 4.7 Auto
> It was a beautiful Saturday afternoon when it happened. I had just
spent
> the morning washing and waxing the S/T and decided it was time to take a
> little cruise to finish drying her off. Now I'm not one for street racing
> myself, but there are times in a man's life when honor is at stake.
> I'd say I was doin about 20mph in town when I first noticed him. He
was
> comin up fast on my right hand side, ignoring all road signs and street
> lights. Before I knew it he was whizzing past me on the right with no
regard
> for safety (hell there was even a point when he was on the sidewalk just
to
> get past me).
> Well, I couldn't let this go unchallenged, so I mashed my 3.9L and let
> those dual hooker tips do the talkin. It took no time at all for me to
catch
> up to him, but just as I was about to show him who was boss, I came up to
a
> stop sign. WELL, that didn't stop this little
punk...whoosh...he
> flew right through that stop sign and sped across the oncoming traffic
> I had about enough by now...as soon as the coast was clear, I popped
the
> clutch and let my one wheel drive monster take off as only a Magnum V6
can.
> I could see this kid clearly now. He kept looking back, fear in his eyes
and
> sweat on his brow....he new I was comin! I chirped that rear tire into
> second and felt the G-force mash me against the drivers seat as I slowly
> gained on him...another few seconds I thought to myself, and all hell be
> seeing is my streescene roll pan and DML sticker.......but no such luck!
No
> sooner had I caught up with him again did he do an incredible 90 degree
turn
> maneuver into the junior high school parkin lot. Well, if we would have
> stuck to the straightaway, I would have spanked him for sure....but I had
> underestimated this kid. He knew my Dak was no good at sharp
> turns....especially at these speeds.
> As I passed the school lot, I looked into my rear view mirror to see
his
> smug look as he placed his bike on the bike rack. Little did he know that
> I'd be back. I knew the junior high school let the kids out around
> 3pm.......so I would be there....ready....waiting...to show this punk who
> was boss...but first, I'm gonna make a visit to the auto parts store and
> pick up some 108 octane boost....just to make sure.
> I realize this may seem foolhardy and careless...but kids today need to
> learn respect, and me and my modified V6 S/T are just the duo to make that
> happen!
>
>
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