Re: Fast and the Furious - thumbs down.

From: Paul Macey (pmacey@ans.net)
Date: Sun Jul 01 2001 - 18:38:30 EDT


Remember the days of: 'ALL THROTTLE NO BOTTLE!"
-COMING NEXT TO YOU IN A 4.7 DAKOTA!!!!!!

On Sun, 1 Jul 2001, Dan Jones wrote:

> Im with you on some parts, the ricers were getting annoying, and that
> charger coulda taken that supra anyday.. Funny thing is - after a week that
> movie came out, the ricer population has just exploded around my area and so
> has street racing. Kids running around in thier civics and integra's have
> got the cops all worked up and pulling people over left and right. I dunno
> if that movie shoulda come out or not, with the idea's that it gives people.
> And did NOS sponser part of the movie or something? Everywhere the camera
> was, thier was a NOS symbol, ofcourse ricers use it, but in the bathroom
> part, giant nos signs everywhere. Other then that, i guess its ricer
> harvesting time... >:n -imo
>
>
> >From: Marty Galyean <mgalyean@acm.org>
> >Reply-To: dakota-truck@buffnet.net
> >To: "dakota-truck@buffnet.net" <dakota-truck@buffnet.net>
> >Subject: DML: Fast and the Furious - thumbs down.
> >Date: Sat, 30 Jun 2001 19:40:56 -0700
> >
> >Went and saw 'The Fast and The Furious' at a matinee today.
> >
> >The dialog alone makes it worth walking out on.
> >
> >I was going insane listening to all those whiny 4 bangers.
> >
> >I almost walked out when they would show the scenes of them pirating the
> >big rigs. Like mosquitoes buzzing around a, well, around a Kenworth.
> >Cripes any trucker would know right off that he didn't have to put up
> >with that shit. A big rig could swat each one of those puny toys from
> >the rode with a jerk of the big wheel and every trucker would know this.
> >
> >The part where they shoot the cable through the windshield and then the
> >guy climbs across: Let's see, guy is halfway across the cable, trucker
> >slams on brakes. No more cable as 18 wheels dig in, and as a bonus, no
> >more guy on cable (where'd he go?). That would be in real life.
> >
> >I definately learned a new respect for neon lights though. I didn't
> >realize how fast they could make a car go.
> >
> >The Charger/Challenger was nice (sorry, couldn't place it exactly. I'm
> >an idiot). They had to kiss some real muscle butt I suppose.
> >
> >I hope there are no cops like the one in the movie on my local force.
> >Lives could be in grave danger and there would definately be a tax hike
> >to pay his bills.
> >
> >I don't know why I sat through the whole thing. When I was a teenager
> >I'd get laughs by joking that "when you go to hell, you have to sit and
> >finish all the t.v. shows and movies you didn't finish because you
> >thought they were too stupid". Maybe I just didn't want to have to sit
> >through the movie in hell all over again. I watched to the bitter end.
> >But hell should be more pleasant now.
> >
> >Here is a joke I just thought of:
> >
> >Q: How can the average ricer lose .1 second?
> >A: Remove the 150 lbs in stickers, things that glow, and exhaust tips.
> >
> >Apologies if it's not that funny.
> >
> >Marty
>
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