Holidays

From: Richard A Pyburn (rap777@juno.com)
Date: Wed Dec 26 2001 - 16:45:20 EST


For those of you who have a hard time accepting Christmas and New Year's
greetings for what they are, following is a PC Season's Greetings which
you are under no obligation whatsoever to accept:

Richard in San Antonio ;^)

Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes
for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress,
non-addictive, gender neutral, celebration of the winter solstice
holiday, practiced
within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your
choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the
religious/secular
persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice
religious or secular traditions at all . . . and a fiscally successful,
personally fulfilling, and medically uncomplicated recognition
of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2002, but not
without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose
contributions to society have helped make America great, (not to imply
that America is necessarily greater than any other country or is the only
"AMERICA" in the western hemisphere), and without regard to the race,
creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith, choice of computer
platform, or sexual preference of the Wishee.

Disclaimer: By accepting this greeting, you accept these terms. This
greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely
transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no
promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for
her/himself or others, is void where prohibited by law, and is revocable
at the sole discretion of the wisher. This wish is warranted to perform
as
expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of
one year, or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting,
whichever
comes first, and warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or
issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the Wishee.
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