That about nails it! Heh heh.
--- Richard A Pyburn <rap777@juno.com> wrote:
> For those of you who have a hard time accepting
> Christmas and New Year's
> greetings for what they are, following is a PC
> Season's Greetings which
> you are under no obligation whatsoever to accept:
>
> Richard in San Antonio ;^)
>
> Please accept with no obligation, implied or
> implicit, my best wishes
> for an environmentally conscious, socially
> responsible, low stress,
> non-addictive, gender neutral, celebration of the
> winter solstice
> holiday, practiced
> within the most enjoyable traditions of the
> religious persuasion of your
> choice, or secular practices of your choice, with
> respect for the
> religious/secular
> persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their
> choice not to practice
> religious or secular traditions at all . . . and a
> fiscally successful,
> personally fulfilling, and medically uncomplicated
> recognition
> of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year
> 2002, but not
> without due respect for the calendars of choice of
> other cultures whose
> contributions to society have helped make America
> great, (not to imply
> that America is necessarily greater than any other
> country or is the only
> "AMERICA" in the western hemisphere), and without
> regard to the race,
> creed, color, age, physical ability, religious
> faith, choice of computer
> platform, or sexual preference of the Wishee.
>
> Disclaimer: By accepting this greeting, you accept
> these terms. This
> greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal.
> It is freely
> transferable with no alteration to the original
> greeting. It implies no
> promise by the wisher to actually implement any of
> the wishes for
> her/himself or others, is void where prohibited by
> law, and is revocable
> at the sole discretion of the wisher. This wish is
> warranted to perform
> as
> expected within the usual application of good
> tidings for a period of
> one year, or until the issuance of a subsequent
> holiday greeting,
> whichever
> comes first, and warranty is limited to replacement
> of this wish or
> issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the
> Wishee.
>
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