Re: Idiot's @ Auto Zone.......(all true I swear)

From: Terrible Tom (SilverEightynine@earthlink.net)
Date: Wed Aug 06 2003 - 01:39:16 EDT


scsilverdak wrote:
> you'll find this amusing.......I did!!
>
> 1st IDIOT........BEFORE 9AM!
>
> Phone Rings, I pick it up-
>
> "Thanks for calling Auto Zone, this is Ron......How can I help you?"
>
> Caller on the other end of Phone-
>
> " I have a question........I'm trying to see if my Distributor is working
> properly, so I drilled a 1/2" hole in the Dist Cap, re-installed it, started
> the engine and stuck a
> screwdriver in the hole and got a HELL of a electrical shock.......is it
> supposed to do that?
>

Well being a fellow Autozoner... I can realte to this LOL

we have so many idiots that come into the store. This happened last week.

"Thank you for calling Autozone, This is Tom speaking, how can I help you?"

Caller-- "I need a (forgot what he needed) for a Chevy 350 Half"

me-- "what year is this Chevy?"

caller-- "uh.. 94"

me-- "and what model?"

caller-- "half"

me while trying to remain calm-- "what model chevy is this sir"?

caller-- "1/2 ton, 4x4"

me-- "oh so its a truck!"

heheh thats just one of the ones I can remember. The ones I hate are
the guys who come in and say "look it up for any year they are all the
same" I know someone who will be unnamed (who is not me)... who had a
customer get argumentive... over a oil pan gasket for a chevy 350.. said
they were all the same.. look it up for any year... this parts guy
looked it up for something like a 80 something camaro (which he knew was
the wrong gasket) - he did exactly what the customer said to do - look
it up for any chevy 350. heh needless to say the guy was proven
wrong - they are not all the same

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