I get them everyday.........Tom!
Ron-
'01 Dakota Sport 4wd
3.9 Blown / Nitrous Injected
Best Qtr 15.452@91.24
290 RWHP / 284 RWTQ
----- Original Message -----
From: "Terrible Tom" <SilverEightynine@earthlink.net>
To: <dakota-truck-moderator@bent.twistedbits.net>
Sent: Wednesday, August 06, 2003 1:39 AM
Subject: Re: DML: Idiot's @ Auto Zone.......(all true I swear)
>
> scsilverdak wrote:
> > you'll find this amusing.......I did!!
> >
> > 1st IDIOT........BEFORE 9AM!
> >
> > Phone Rings, I pick it up-
> >
> > "Thanks for calling Auto Zone, this is Ron......How can I help you?"
> >
> > Caller on the other end of Phone-
> >
> > " I have a question........I'm trying to see if my Distributor is
working
> > properly, so I drilled a 1/2" hole in the Dist Cap, re-installed it,
started
> > the engine and stuck a
> > screwdriver in the hole and got a HELL of a electrical shock.......is it
> > supposed to do that?
> >
>
> Well being a fellow Autozoner... I can realte to this LOL
>
> we have so many idiots that come into the store. This happened last
week.
>
> "Thank you for calling Autozone, This is Tom speaking, how can I help
you?"
>
> Caller-- "I need a (forgot what he needed) for a Chevy 350 Half"
>
> me-- "what year is this Chevy?"
>
> caller-- "uh.. 94"
>
> me-- "and what model?"
>
> caller-- "half"
>
> me while trying to remain calm-- "what model chevy is this sir"?
>
> caller-- "1/2 ton, 4x4"
>
> me-- "oh so its a truck!"
>
> heheh thats just one of the ones I can remember. The ones I hate are
> the guys who come in and say "look it up for any year they are all the
> same" I know someone who will be unnamed (who is not me)... who had a
> customer get argumentive... over a oil pan gasket for a chevy 350.. said
> they were all the same.. look it up for any year... this parts guy
> looked it up for something like a 80 something camaro (which he knew was
> the wrong gasket) - he did exactly what the customer said to do - look
> it up for any chevy 350. heh needless to say the guy was proven
> wrong - they are not all the same
> --
> --------------------------------------------------------------------------
------
> Terrible Tom
>
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