"Mike Sykes" <mikesykes@cox.net> wrote:
: The other one I get is this:
: customer approaches counter... tosses keys on counter...
: "oil change"
: walks off
: ... um.. do I LOOK like a waiter? Who the F*CK do you think you are?! Would
: you like some more sugar in your coffee sir? how about some lemon for your
: tea? The soup of the day is Broccoli Cheese Delight, sir. More cheese for
: you salad?
When he comes back, hand him his keys and tell him that you're
sorry but despite your best efforts, you were simply unable to find
any oil that required changing in any of the keys or the fob. Then
charge him an $80 diagnostic fee. ;-)
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-Jon-
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