At 09:46 AM 7/21/98 -0400, you wrote:
>
>Well , boys and girls , I just dropped the thing off to have the cab
>bushings taken care of and guess what they gave me to drive ?
>
>
>Yep , it's my friend and yours , the uncomparible 1996 4-cylinder , 5-speed
>, extended cab , ugly ass Frod Manger .
>
>Now , the last one I had was a 1995 and this one is a 1996 .
>
>Even though they are different years , the two trucks are IDENTICAL ! Same
>color , same stripes , same crappy ass non-performance .
>
>When I first got into this one , I noticed that it only had 35K miles on it
>. I figured that maybe this one would actially move faster than a stoned
>slug , but it was not to pass .
>
>I guess that I have pretty much proven that if anyone has a Manger (with
>the 4-cylinder at least) that they apparently have a deathwish and like
>being a slow moving target .
>
>I guess it's back out to the mud pits this week and at least the dog will
>have a comfy little place to sleep for a few days .
>
>Anyway , for those of you that think one of these things would be good for
>a teenager or something as a first vehicle , think again . You would simply
>be putting their lives in harm's way .
>
>Hell , my 1994 Dak with the 2.5 liter hauled bootie compared to this thing .
>
>In addition , my 4-banger Dak also idled smooth as silk and although she
>was a bit rowdy under the hood , she ran smooth too . This Manger idles
>like a sewing machine on nitrous . It sucks . It sucks donkeys . OK , the
>freakin' Manger swallows , people .
>
>The whole point of this little ranting is this :
>
>ONLY BUY A MANGER IF YOU WANT TO KILL YOURSELF OR SENTENCE YOURSELF TO A
>LIFE OF DESPAIR AND HUMILIATION .
>
>Thank you....we now return you to your regularly scheduled messages .
>
>
>
>Jack Hilton
>
>Black '98 R/T Club Cab
>
>http://www.mindspring.com/~hemi/jbd1.html
>
>
MY GOD JACK!!
How do you live with those little Manger things??!!! The dealer should
give you a Viper or something. ;-)
Brian
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