I though this might fit right into this thread:
A wife woke of the middle of the night to find her husband missing
>from
>> bed.
>> She got out of bed and checked around the house. She heard sobbing
>from
>> the
>> basement. After turning on the light and descending the stairs, she
>found
>> he
>> husband curled up into a little ball, sobbing.
>> "Honey, what's wrong?" she asked, worried about what could hurt him so
>
>> much.
>> "Remember, years ago, I got you pregnant?"
>> "And your father threatened me to marry you or to go to jail?"
>> "Yes, of course," she replied.
>> "Well, I would have been released tonight."
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