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Jason received this e-mail from his dad today and I just couldn't resist and
had to send it to the list:
The scary thing about this one, was that it hit too close to home!! It
must be time to go fishing instead!!
You and Your Computer
You know it is time to reassess your relationship with your
computer when....
1. You wake up at 4 O'clock in the morning to go to the
bathroom and stop to check your email on the way back
to bed.
2. You turn off your computer and get an awful empty
feeling, as if you just pulled the plug on a loved one.
3. You decide to stay in college for an additional year or
two, just for the free internet access.
4. You laugh at people with 28.8 modems.
5. You start using smileys :-) in your snail mail.
6. You find yourself typing "com" after every period when
using a word processor.com
7. You can't correspond with your mother because she
doesn't have a computer.
8. When your email box shows "no new messages" and
you feel really depressed.
9. You don't know the gender of your three closest friends
because they have nondescript screen name and you never
bothered to ask.
10. You move into a new house and you decide to netscape
before you landscape.
11. Your family always knows where you are.
12. In real life conversations, you don't laugh, you just say
"LOL, LOL"
13. After reading this message, you immediately forward
it to a friend!
Norah
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