In a message dated 1/7/02 12:53:54 PM Eastern Standard Time,
jons@laserdrive.com writes:
> Easy Squirrel Trap
>
> 1. large bucket
> 2. newspaper
> 3. peanut butter or "squirrel snacks"
> 4. water
> 5. knife
>
> Begin by filling the bucket about half full of water. Tape the news paper
> over the top of the bucket. Cut the newspaper making 2 - 3 inch wide slits.
> Place some peanut butter or "squirrel snacks" on the newsaper. The varment
> will jump onto the newspaper to get the peanut butter and fall into the
> bucked drowning or in these temperatures freeze into a squirrel-cicle.
>
> Or, we could jam *your* head into the bucket and make a dork-cicle.
Happy Hunting.
Yup.
>
> ""David Digney"" <dodgedakotaquadcab@hotmail.com> wrote in message
> news:F144c1g7QhC0qbMcPSW00012a93@hotmail.com...
> > Ok...got squirrel #2 this morning.Gave him to a friend of mine.He lives in
> a
> > house,and owns 4 "attack cats".Tomorrow he will spray catnip on the
> > squirrel,dump the varmint into the room with the cats.
> >
> > My friend says there will be about 10-15 seconds of every kind of cat
> sound
> > u can imagine coming from that room.He says if the squirrel doesnt have a
> > heart attack,he'll be surprised.
> >
> > He tossed in a raccoon last month.15 seconds later,the "coon" was dead.The
> > cats ripped him apart...
> >
> > (smiling)
> >
> > David
> > 00' Dakota Quad Cab 3.9 R/T (SD60)
> > Dakota Mailing List Member(Wisc Dist Rep)
> > DakotaUSA Member(Wisconsin Chapter President)
> > Dakotafest Classic 2002 Chairman
>
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