At 06:06 PM 7/27/97 -0400, you wrote:
>In a message dated 97-07-27 13:24:48 EDT, you write:
>
><< >When was the last time their butt was calibrated?
>
> My butt actually IS calibrated. >>
>
>Hey Stan
>
>This is true he has a butt dyno business, he will take your truck and run the
>crap out of it and then tell you what he thinks of it. He does a hell of a
>job from what I've read.. I tried it with my butt but everytime I get
>something hot under it I get to fartin and it throws the calibration off. I
>don't know how he does it ??
>
>Bill
Well Bill, half the calibration was the "clean pair of underwear"
requirement I mentioned.
Here's the original "ad" for those that missed it....got a wide open
appointment book for some reason. 8^)
Meldrum's Butt Dyno Shop
No appointment necessary.
Each Butt-dyno run is $50. (I got low overhead......driving gloves and
clean underwear is all I need)
Here at Meldrum's Butt-Dyno Shop we can tell you if that
"seat-of-the-pants" improvement that chrome shift knob gave you is for real.
Here at Meldrum's Butt-Dyno Shop we can tell you if that air filter really
does put some scoot in yer ride or if it's just makin' a bunch of noise. ;^)
So don't trust yer ride to any ole butt.
Don't trust yer ride to yer amatuer butt.
Let me put *my* butt in the driver's seat and I'll tell ya the whole poop.
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