Polar Bears

From: Rob Agnew (ragnew@islandnet.com)
Date: Fri Sep 18 1998 - 18:21:09 EDT


>Date: Fri, 18 Sep 1998 16:25:36 -0500
>From: Robert Trottmann <rotrottmann@davidson.edu>
>Subject: Re: DML: A little late night Dak trivia...

>Thank you for putting the "I'm not pissed" sentence, I was getting worried
toward
>the end of the last paragraph. Don't worry, I like Canada, having the
largest
>unprotected boarder in the world is pretty cool, and I know you all are
normal,
>'cause you drive Dakotas.
>Do you have a pet polar bear?
>Later,
>Robert

Robert:

I'm really surprised that you would ask that question. Of course most
Canadians keep Polar Bears in the small igloo along with the sled dogs and
the Dakota. They're a wee bit difficult to train, but during the 24 hour
winter nights, we have nothing else to do but make kids and train animals
by the light of whale oil lamps.

I also keep a flock of Bald Eagles which I export to the US...big bucks.
My neighbour (spelled correctly) raises wolves which he sells to your parks
service.

What is the name of that unprotected boarder? Where does he/she live? Have
to get the mounties in their red coats to sing their way over and offer
some protection.

By the way, I was born in Canada and Clan Agnew is Scottish.

Laugh Robert .... I'm only funnin' ya!

Rob Agnew
ragnew@islandnet.com

Victoria, B.C.
Canada



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